Jessica moore alternate universe crossover twilight spitefic spitefic book. Chapter 7 i ended up getting too frustrated to do this, so i took an unannounced break. A new ed in town chapter 2the edtruder, an ed, edd n eddy. I laughed so hard reading this, you cannot imagine the sense of humor the people that wrote this book have.
I read more and more, and then middleschool came around and it was a shitty time, hormones, bullying, but i had reading and at. Sasek, most remembered for a series of childrens books called this is. The riddle of the trumpalar by judy bernardwaite challenge of the trumpalar by judy bernardwaite in this sequel to the riddle of the trumpalar the twins cass and carl once again enter the magical world of trumperland where they are caught up in a narnialike quest. Dave woodward from badgerlord studios is a wonderful, talented artist who is quick, takes direction, and has reasonable rates. So, i just watched the fifty shades of grey trailer again. At kermits request, a sporking of some harrydraco badfic. Shes the person who helped introduce me to the differences between good fic and bad fic, mary sues and good ocs. Jane jane is a highranking member of the volturi guard in the twilight saga. Back to it now and im all mad again, but i better know what im getting into now. I am just curious how many ex harry potter fans are still. Omg i read the sporking for twilight on live journal im onto the. Gehayi, ket makura and quicksilvermad in which tony stark is back and not happy, a modern office is stuck in a time warp, ana steele knows nothing of this thing called work, and the chapters ending resembles a lifetime original movie.
I am looking for a book or series in which a character travels from our world into another one, ala narnia but not narnia. If she were another dragon egg, for example, which he had stolen from durza, the plot would be no different. And eclipse kind of shows that with giving her an interesting backstory despite her. Im just commenting on the fact that while my two friends have been dating for like two weeks, no one has noticed. I have decided to undertake sporking my immortal in its entirety. All links to those sporkings will lead from the realm to there. I can use font colors for sporkers again yay abby, whos she. The series is also known as the girl who lived septology. Unlike the harry potter books, the rose potter series takes a relativist stance to morality. He is going to have another surgery on wednesday, and will. Rose potter is the title character of a series of legendary badfic by keiran halcyon.
Derived from the term sporking ones eyes out, implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read. Theres texts from kaitlyn that are put in their own linebreaky spaces. Notes from the reading life of a celebrated author locked in battle with football, family. Its just like what bella described in the book, all neatly lined up across the span of the foyer. I have to congratulate her, because i only got up to new moon before i blew up, threw my book across the room, and only picked it up again to throw it in the rubbish bin. The deathly hallows sporking community livejournal. Okay, so naomi scott went from power ranger to princess of agrabah to super spy in a reboot of charlies angels. For the majority of the book you could happily replace her with an object that eragon has to take to the varden. As can be inferred from the title, the author of this series has taken the plot of the harry potter books, but replaced harry with his own creation, a. He says thank you so much for all of your thoughts and prayers, and i thank you too.
Her sporkings of the series are the longestrunning and arguably the biggest draw to the comm. That means that, if the fic is part of a series like harry potter, that is which book had been released at the time of the sporking. These are a few of my favorite things, book edition. Open library is an initiative of the internet archive, a 501c3 nonprofit, building a digital library of internet sites and other cultural artifacts in digital form. I think the people who do the breaking dawn sporkings at. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders. I want it to be fantasy, not scifi, so no traveling through space, please. Oh, shut up, said harry, half in embarrassment and half in amusement. Like the number of times the hero or heroine commits a crime. She blinks, going up to stand more clearly in front of them. And then i read a book series called phantom horse by janie lee sumner and my world kinda changed. I was skimming through mervin s sporkings and came across the spitefic she did in chapter 8, when edward is being all creepy and bella goes to the toilet to call charlie. Sometimes i have a book open beside me, sometimes i have my ipod or pandora running.
Posted in uncategorized i hate, loathe, and despise telling people what my favorite things are, but ive made a commitment to this wednesday blogging thing and damnit, im going to keep it. I have suffered through the twilight books to finally see what my friends love. Or the number of times the author gets religion wrong. And eclipse kind of shows that with giving her an interesting backstory despite her being the shallow scary sue for most of the series. Some language, violence, character death authors note. So, with a combination of support for mervin, love of fan wank, and trainwreck syndrome, she read all four books and a half. Hazel next goes to school, and is bored by a lecture about frederick douglass.
I was eleven or twelve when i was bought this book and i already knew what the fuss was about with sexual relationships and all that, but my sister nonetheless decided i should have this book also. The sporking of all three books, including outtakes, lasted for over four years. What christian wants, christian gets fifty shades of grey e l james never read 50 shades but oh how i do like his thinking. The best description for the twilight saga is a few good ideas overshadowed by extremely bad ones and very poor execution. I swear, im not really into the story and i probably wont even see the movie in theaters, but the trailer does make the movie look fun. To continue, you must confirm you want to view this content. Still cant beat drew barrymore, cameron diaz and lucy liu though. I hate, loathe, and despise telling people what my favorite things are, but ive made a commitment to this wednesday blogging thing and damnit, im going to keep it. Theyre fun, but the sporkers need to know about the book or fanfics problems ahead of time. It also peeves me that mervin is hitting renesmee so hard on the adultmentality point when shes always disregarded authors notes on suefics in favor of. He is going to have another surgery on wednesday, and will be in the hospital at least until the end of the week. Repost fifty shades of fking abuse en tequila es verdad. Westermarck effect by froudthexenophile on deviantart.
Fifty shades of grey master class awkward hate writer in. Jul 29, 2014 so, i just watched the fifty shades of grey trailer again. Special fangz get it, coz im goffik i got your special fangz right here. I own the original edition, so this sporking covers the first two books of the.
And i wasnt quite sure where to privately message you, and since this had a list of sporkings, this seemed appropriate. This is why the fanfiction has been put on hold for years. Dave was kind enough to help me with my art needs for boldly go, that game that i talk about almost constantly, but which hasnt yet been released. Hey, id love to read your sporking of twilight if i could. Follow the emotional and moving love story of bella and edward. Miroslav sasek 1916 1980 was a czech author and illustrator, who generally published under m. Notes from the reading life of a celebrated author locked in battle with football, family, and time hornby, nick on. Stephenie meyer published a book filled with retcon, stuff we already knew.
Do you have something sensible you want to say to me, draco malfoy, or should i just go punch one of the mirrors in my room. It was a sporker basically going, how dare you have an opinion of nt stories. They hold hands and cuddle and be cute and when its a bit more private usually kiss a bit and they are also generally happier as well as talking about each other all the time, youd think someone would have caught on. Celebitchy the fifty shades trailer is the mostwatched. And like hermione, she shows no signs of her magical skills, loyalty, or toughness from the series. I know its late, but ive heard so much about your sporking of. I have tried to read the first book, but i quit about halfway through out of impatience for the nonexistent plot and the unsympathetic protagonist. A new ed in town chapter 2the edtruder, an ed, edd n. Money, banking and the future of the global economy by king, mervyn isbn. The fact that i have a couple of friends in the bdsm lifestyle and that their information directly contradicts, oh, the entire book, plus the fact that the suethor couldnt be arsed to do one scrap of research is just the rancid icing on a very ugly cake. The short version is that no matter how bad you think the books can get, they get worse. Hyde new moon eclipse the short second life of bree tanner breaking dawn. Thats until she looks up, and stares at the photographs lined up on the wall.
I dont read fanfiction, and im not making this post to advertize or suggest any particular book or series. We close comments on older posts to fight comment spam. After selfpublishing this novel, the tesches went back and cut the book in half. As can be inferred from the title, the author of this series has taken the plot of the harry potter books, but replaced harry with his own creation, a mary sue called rose potter, in a claimed attempt to improve the character of harry potter, as the. The infection got worse before it got better, but he is now out of the hospital and on the road to recovery.
Yes, she is reali have had people labor under the impression that. She is the twin sister of alec, and together they are the volturis most powerful offensive weapons. As she put it, however, as interest in the comm grew and my own real life schedule grew more hectic, i opened it up to other sporkers. Yes, she is reali have had people labor under the impression that she is a figment of my imagination for months. I adore your sporkings, and it actually caused me to attempt the art, so thanks. And in all the pictures, laurens face stares back at her. Over time, it has evolved to accept sporkings from all of its members.
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